trap is being a derp once agian
Posted by Anonymous on Fri 30th Sep 2011 03:00
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## yeah trap is so believable....

[03:20:48] <+Claudy> i told you, tis the song of teh internet
[03:20:52] <+Claudy> and its awesome
[03:21:04] <+Claudy> but yeah
[03:21:05] <+Claudy> a ban
[03:21:08] <+Claudy> on a con
[03:21:12] <+Claudy> usually mean
[03:21:19] <+Claudy> that ur banned from a con
[03:21:34] <+Claudy> which means, that ur disallowed to sign up, come there, or go there etc.
[03:23:14] <+James42519> um ok
[03:24:35] <+Sammeh> Claudy:
[03:24:38] <+Sammeh> i cant go to fluffyden
[03:24:40] <+Sammeh> for a while
[03:24:48] <+Sammeh> someone on p2pnet was ddosing me o:
[03:25:35] <+Claudy> like, what Sammeh
[03:25:47] <+Claudy> what kinda trap ass bullshit is that
[03:25:47] <+Sammeh> Joe: id offer you a VM for cheap for huggies but the DC my cloud is currently maintained in does not allow ircd
[03:25:53] <+Sammeh> Claudy: o.lo
[03:25:58] <+Sammeh> i was DDoSed
[03:26:02] <+Claudy> logz ?
[03:26:11] <+Sammeh> i got a tcpdump
[03:26:13] <+Claudy> k
[03:26:16] <+Claudy> link ?
[03:26:24] <+Sammeh> im not posting them
[03:26:26] <+Claudy> k
[03:26:30] <+Claudy> \so it never happened
[03:26:33] <+Sammeh> gave it to my networking guy to analyze
[03:26:36] <+Claudy> k
[03:26:40] <+Sammeh> he pointed out what happened
[03:26:42] <+Sammeh> anyway
[03:26:45] <+Claudy> you mean that nuub nigger
[03:26:46] <+Sammeh> i pissed off some script kitty
[03:26:53] <+Sammeh> so
[03:26:59] <+Sammeh> im not going on p2p-net
[03:27:01] <+Sammeh> otherwise
[03:27:05] <+Claudy> that was spewing that same nigger fucking unclassified redneck bullshit
[03:27:12] <+Sammeh> what???
[03:27:20] <+Sammeh> anyway
[03:27:21] <+Claudy> that claimed that it needed to recompile an entire ircd
[03:27:26] <+Claudy> and then reboot like 20k times
[03:27:31] <+Claudy> to compile with SSL libs
[03:27:37] <+Claudy> like a motherfucking pro ?
[03:27:42] <+Sammeh> id be tempted to use the whole DC to ddos the asswipe\
[03:27:48] <+Claudy> rofl
[03:27:52] <+Claudy> good luck
[03:27:53] <+Sammeh> Claudy: who the fuck are youyelling about?
[03:28:18] <+Claudy> i mean those retards that were running ur secure ircd that went down all of a sudden because the box got haxxed
[03:28:46] <+Sammeh> no
[03:28:48] <+Sammeh> claudy
[03:28:56] <+Claudy> still
[03:28:57] <+Sammeh> i mean the guy who does networking at my datacenter
[03:29:03] <+Sammeh> dont be retarted
[03:29:04] <+Claudy> the same guy ?
[03:29:09] Sammeh facedesks
[03:29:15] <+Claudy> still
[03:29:20] <+Claudy> how did you got haxxxxxxed
[03:29:23] <+Sammeh> too much pot lately cabbitses?
[03:29:26] <+Sammeh> no haxxxxxed
[03:29:26] <+Claudy> no
[03:29:30] <+Sammeh> just DDoSed
[03:29:33] <+Claudy> HOW
[03:29:36] <+Sammeh> uh
[03:29:39] <+Claudy> and why would it be p2p-net
[03:29:39] <+Sammeh> he found my IP
[03:29:42] <+Claudy> right
[03:29:42] <+Sammeh> and smashed it
[03:29:43] <+Claudy> how ?
[03:29:50] <+Claudy> eldnetcomputers.com
[03:29:52] <+Sammeh> yo can get it from the hostmask
[03:29:55] <+Claudy> righto
[03:29:55] Sammeh facedesks
[03:29:57] <+Sammeh> i mean me
[03:29:59] <+Sammeh> right here
[03:30:01] <+Sammeh> on ircf
[03:30:03] <+Claudy> righto
[03:30:03] <+Sammeh> my home connection
[03:30:05] <+Sammeh> derp
[03:30:07] <+Sammeh> :P
[03:30:12] <+Claudy> seems really plausible
[03:30:17] <+Zearen> With a script, because he's a script kiddie.
[03:30:23] <+Sammeh> ^
[03:30:27] <+Sammeh> and look
[03:30:30] <+Sammeh> not on p2p
[03:30:33] <+Sammeh> no png timeouts
[03:30:35] <+Sammeh> no slowdown
[03:30:37] <+Sammeh> nothing
[03:30:41] <+Sammeh> perfect connection
[03:30:45] <+Claudy> lol
[03:30:57] <+Claudy> yeah
[03:31:14] <+Claudy> maybe you should turn your osx torrent client back on for a while
[03:31:27] <+Sammeh> o.o?
[03:31:33] <+Claudy> or w/e os ur running
[03:31:49] <+Zearen> Sammeh: I don't get it either
[03:32:02] <+Sammeh> Claudy: windows atm
[03:32:05] <+Sammeh> Zearen: ?
[03:32:40] <+Zearen> nvm, not worth it.
[03:32:48] <+Sammeh> ?
[03:33:07] Zearen cuddles Zipcpi and nibbles a cookie
[03:33:25] <+Claudy> if the guy at that datacenter is as intelligent as you are Sammeh
[03:33:32] <+Claudy> then i'd really not wish to host anything there
[03:33:42] <+Sammeh> why not?
[03:33:45] <+Sammeh> we didnt get ddosed
[03:33:47] <+Sammeh> at the DC
[03:33:50] <+Sammeh> in fact
[03:33:53] <+Claudy> since it seems pretty much insecure as fuck
[03:33:57] <+Sammeh> we have excellent DDoS protection
[03:34:03] <+Sammeh> i IRC rightfrom home
[03:34:05] <+Sammeh> derp
[03:34:16] <+Claudy> and i still havent heard any proof of that it actually exists
[03:34:23] <+Sammeh> what, the DC?
[03:34:29] <+Sammeh> http://www.fortressitx.com
[03:34:35] <+Claudy> and not running ircds in a DC is just......
[03:34:43] <+Claudy> pretty much strange
[03:34:47] <+Sammeh> is just our policy
[03:34:51] <+Zearen> Makes perfect sense?
[03:34:55] <+Claudy> not really
[03:34:55] <+Sammeh> ^
[03:35:03] <+Sammeh> irc opens us up to DDoSes mor eoften
[03:35:07] <+Claudy> if i rent a fucking box of 40 bucks a month
[03:35:14] <+Zearen> Also:  XDCC
[03:35:27] <+Claudy> xdcc is ran on compromised boxes
[03:35:33] <+Claudy> mostly
[03:35:38] <+Claudy> but liek i said
[03:35:41] <+Claudy> if i rent a box
[03:35:47] <+Claudy> i should be able to do with it what i want
[03:35:51] <+Sammeh> Claudy: if you want ircd, rent elsewhere
[03:35:56] <+Claudy> yeah
[03:35:57] <+Sammeh> they have a TOS
[03:36:06] <+Sammeh> choose them or dont
[03:36:06] <+Claudy> i'd prolly not even advice anyone to go near it
[03:36:12] <+Sammeh> its your choice
[03:36:17] <+Sammeh> as far as solid, dependable hosting
[03:36:23] <+Claudy> i'd advice them to go to softlayer, amazon aws or OVH
[03:36:23] <+Sammeh> we're pretty damn good
[03:37:06] <+Claudy> since those guys actually got the technical knowledge that dont blatantly claim that a secure connection with masked host got haxxxxed
[03:37:22] <+Zearen> You don't listen well
[03:37:24] <+Sammeh> claudy
[03:37:24] <+Claudy> or ddos-ed
[03:37:31] <+Sammeh> THIS DID NOT HAPPEN AT MY WORK
[03:37:38] <+Sammeh> THIS IS MY HOME COMPUTER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
[03:37:38] <+Claudy> no it ahppened at home
[03:37:40] <+Sammeh> READ
[03:37:43] <+Sammeh> derp
[03:37:43] <+Claudy> but i still havent seen any proof
[03:37:47] <+Claudy> and yes i read
[03:37:48] <+Sammeh> oh god
[03:37:57] <+Sammeh> didnt you see all my goddamn timeouts the poast week?
[03:38:06] Sammeh facedesks
[03:38:29] <+Claudy> you just come with some shitty ass story which sounds almost like the douchebag excuse to leave ship
[03:38:41] <+Sammeh> ._.
[03:38:46] <+Sammeh> are you serious?
[03:38:47] <+Claudy> you trolled the fuck out of
[03:38:50] <+Claudy> my chan
[03:38:53] <+Sammeh> you're taking this as a personal offense?
[03:38:59] <+Sammeh> and when did i troll fluffyden?
[03:39:06] <+Claudy> a few weeks ago
[03:39:13] <+Claudy> with something of like 60k hardware
[03:39:16] <+Sammeh> dude, lay off then bud. you arent making sense :(
[03:39:28] <+Sammeh> *the bud
[03:39:30] <+Claudy> that you guys bought in procs alone
[03:39:38] <+Sammeh> dude, i wasnt trolling
[03:39:39] <+Claudy> it all seems kinda delusional
[03:39:47] <+Sammeh> i said what my dc bought for new dedicated hardware
[03:39:49] <+Sammeh> 30K
[03:39:52] <+Sammeh> in procs and ram
[03:39:57] <+Sammeh> then the HDs
[03:40:00] <+Sammeh> and cases
[03:40:03] <+Sammeh> and mobos
[03:40:11] <+Sammeh> x9 series super micro mobos
[03:40:13] <+Sammeh> good shit
[03:40:22] <+Sammeh> new LGA1155 socket type :3
[03:40:37] <+Sammeh> claudicus, i wasnt trolling hun
[03:40:45] <+Claudy> especially because then you went all like trolololo my unvalidating website and deecee are so much better than the french hostingcompany that has been feeding almost every friggin .EU seedbox for years
[03:40:49] <+Sammeh> i was in shock that we bought so much shit
[03:40:58] <+Claudy> and also hosts the wikileaks
[03:40:59] <+Sammeh> oh god
[03:41:01] <+Sammeh> dude
[03:41:11] <+Sammeh> are you seriously getting butthurt that i like my job?
[03:41:12] <+Claudy> i dont give a fuck though
[03:41:16] <+Sammeh> what the fuck man
[03:41:19] <+Sammeh> grow up
[03:41:27] <+Claudy> yeah you should Sammeh
[03:41:31] <+Claudy> p much
[03:41:36] <+Claudy> you dont even have a bouncer
[03:41:38] <+Sammeh> or come off the high, because you're getting incoherent
[03:41:46] <+Claudy> and ef why eye
[03:41:50] <+Sammeh> that doesnt even make any sense in the context ._.
[03:41:53] <+Claudy> i havent smoked pot since last week
[03:42:39] <+Sammeh> claud, im gonna go and let you chill. when you stop raging at me for dumb shit, ill come back and cuddle you again.
[03:42:54] <+Sammeh> you're pushing away the people that love you
[03:42:56] Zearen perks
[03:43:06] <+Zearen> Did someone say cuddles?
[03:43:09] <+Sammeh> im not gonna deal with this much more claudy
[03:43:19] <+Sammeh> i really care about you
[03:43:24] <+Sammeh> but i wont be the target of your abuse
[03:43:40] Zearen thinks cuddling a claudy is a really good idea
[03:43:41] <+Claudy> k
[03:43:53] <+Sammeh> Zearen: it is! he's so soft ^^
[03:44:02] <+Claudy> its not me who is making up douchebag excuses and spewing delusional bullshit Sammeh
[03:44:13] <+Sammeh> and when he isnt raging at the people that love him,
[03:44:15] <+Claudy> but if something like that would happen
[03:44:19] <+Sammeh> he's so cuuuute ^^'
[03:44:21] <+Claudy> i'd furst check my torrentsites
[03:44:33] <+Claudy> and check my authlogs for suspicious entries
[03:44:44] Zearen picks up a cabbit and snuggles tight
[03:44:53] <+Zearen> Shush now
[03:45:04] <+Claudy> instead of blatantly claiming that pee-to-pee-dash-net  was hit by a scriptkitty
[03:45:30] <+Claudy> as its just fucking delusional and it makes a total of nil% sense
[03:45:34] <+Sammeh> i said *i* was hit
[03:45:39] <+Sammeh> by an asshole on a chan i frequent
[03:45:48] <+Claudy> inb4 bouncer
[03:45:53] <+Sammeh> so im laying low for a bit and ill let it subside
[03:45:57] <+Sammeh> thats all
[03:46:01] Zearen sticks a bottle in Claudy's mouth -_-
[03:46:10] <+Claudy> maybe you should set up a firewall or so
[03:46:17] <+Sammeh> i probably should
[03:46:26] <+Zearen> Problem solved.
[03:46:29] <+Sammeh> ^
[03:46:44] <+Zearen> Shush, don't make this turn into a gag.
[03:46:45] <+Claudy> or better
[03:46:47] <+Sammeh> ill have to go back through my tcpdump and pinpoint the attacks and on what ports i was hit
[03:46:51] <+Claudy> set up a bouncer
[03:47:03] <+Claudy> use a seedbox
[03:47:22] <+Zearen> -_-
[03:47:24] <+Claudy> dont run a home warez server
[03:47:39] <+Claudy> throttle ur connection when you torrent
[03:47:41] <+Claudy> etc.
[03:48:03] <+Claudy> also : who was this dick you pissed off
[03:48:04] Zearen rams the bottle into Claudy's mouth *really, really* hard
[03:48:13] <+Claudy> did you went into #help
[03:48:46] <+Sammeh> i do throttle, to 100 kbps to be exact
[03:48:51] <+Claudy> did you notify loki nobm _5612_ secretsquirrel... nowait he left ambrosia
[03:48:53] <+Sammeh> and no
[03:48:58] <+Claudy> or any of the other ircops
[03:49:01] <+Claudy> to report this shit
[03:49:04] <+Sammeh> i did not
[03:49:06] <+Sammeh> because
[03:49:11] <+Sammeh> i have no concrete proof
[03:49:12] <+Claudy> so that the perpetrator can get glined
[03:49:14] <+Claudy> or zlined
[03:49:17] <+Claudy> k
[03:49:19] <+Sammeh> until i pick out stuff from the tcpdump
[03:49:26] <+Claudy> so there actually is nothing
[03:49:27] <+Sammeh> which will take a little bit
[03:49:31] <+Sammeh> i have to go through it
[03:49:33] <+Claudy> k
[03:49:40] Zearen gives up, wipes off the nipple and enjoys it himself frustratedly.
[03:49:53] <+Sammeh> in case you arent familiar with tcpdump it shows all the activity on your network
[03:49:57] <+Sammeh> Zearen: x3
[03:50:05] Sammeh snuggles Zearen
[03:50:06] <+Sammeh> <3
[03:50:12] Claudy opens a can of beer and gulps it down in one large sip
[03:50:25] <+Sammeh> oh god
[03:50:30] <+Sammeh> Claudy: are you drinking irl?
[03:50:41] Claudy opens another few cans and shouts some friendly finnish words of love
[03:50:50] <+Claudy> nup
[03:50:56] <+Sammeh> i hope not ._.\
[03:50:57] <+Claudy> i'm saving my liver fer tomorrow
[03:51:09] <+Claudy> were gonna have another mens weekend tomorrow
[03:51:13] <+Sammeh> o.o